Absolute Ricky

I am ranking the teams this year as follows:
RB’s will be scored out of 10 points (most important)
QB’s will be scored out of 9 Points
Defenses will be scored out of 9 Points
WR’s will be scored out of 8 Points
TE’s will be scored out of 5 Points
Bench will scored out of 3 Points (Least important)
Out of 44

Absolute Ricky

QB’s: Matt Hasselbeck, Marc Bulger

Hasselsuck is going into his ninth season in the West Coast offense. His only problem is that he often gets too emotional and sometimes this causes interceptions. With Branch having a full year to work with Hasslesuck I expect him to throw to him much like he did to DJ last season. He had shoulder surgery in the off-season and I think it sets up nicely for a rebound season.

Bulger is Mr. Consistant, He never has a lot of interceptions, he doesn’t make many mistakes and had career best numbers last season. I think he is in for another great year.

Two awesome QB’s….

9/9

WR’s: Darrell Jackson, Chris Chambers, Joey Galloway

If Jackson can stay healthy he is one of the best. The problem is, he hasn’t played a full season since 2004. He is undoubtedly going to become Alex Smith’s favorite target this season.

Chris Chambers is a fucking idiot. I pick him up thinking it’s time for a bounce back year and the fuck goes out and gets arrested for drunk driving and speeding on July 14th. Thanks a lot Chris Chambers… go die.. looks like Mark Clayton is going to be one of my starters now.. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Joey Galloway should be up for oldest man in the NFL award this year. He is fucking old as shit but he somehow finds a way to stay healthy and receive for 1,000 yards last season with god knows who throwing him the football. It can only get better with Garcia, right?

God damn it shows that I didn’t draft a receiver until round 7….

3/8

RB’s: Larry Johnson, MO-JO

Larry was second to only LT last year in the race for the rushing title. He had an absolute BOMB year scoring 17 touchdowns and rushing for nearly 1,800 yards. He does it all, including catching the ball out of the backfield. I’m sure he will see the ball 30+ times a game too because who the fuck else are the Chiefs going to give the ball to?

Please take a fucking nap on Maurice Jones-Drew. Please. In case you were under a rock last season MO-JO ran for 941 yards, splitting carries with Fred Taylor all season. He caught 46 passes out of the backfield for another 436 yards, and oh yea, most impressively HE HAD 15 FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS. Yes… 15. Also, in case you didn’t realize, he trailed only 5 running backs in scoring last season. He scored three less points than Frank Gore last season, and he was a fucking rookie. Please take a nap on MO-JO while he runs wild on your team.

The most incredible running back tandem in the league….

10/10

TE: Kellen Winslow

In his first full season as a pro he had 89 receptions and 875 receiving yards. Those are numbers that are only matched by that of Antonio Gates. Yes, I said it; Kellen Winslow is on the same level as Antonio Gates. Winslow in round 8 is ridiculous and will be one of the best picks in the draft this season.

5/5

Defenses: Chicago, San Diego

Best defenses in the league, my only rival is Lance with Miami and Baltimore.

9/9

Bench: Mark Clayton, Penny, Norwood, Devery Henderson, Tatum Bell, Heath, Brandon Marshall

Not bad, not as stacked as Dave’s…..

2/3

OVERALL SCORE: 38/44…… 86%